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Posted January 8, 2013 |
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Mace Windu (in case you didn't know who he was) |
Who Are You …
By The BC Crew
Which Star Wars character are you?
Dad’s Bubba gave him the
complete Star Wars Box set on Blu-Ray for Christmas this year –
needless to say, we’ve been watching a lot of Star Wars lately
(including the spoof and outtakes CD) … we’re quickly turning into
Star Wars Geeks.
Well, we all got to thinking about
which Star Wars character that we thought that the others most
resembled … not necessarily their favorite or the coolest one, but
the one that they most closely resemble in either looks or
mannerisms.
Here are the final conclusions …
Bubba:
Do we even have to say …
Chewbacca[i]!
Big, Hairy,
Strong, Loyal (maybe to a fault), does his own thing (and speaks his
own language) – but will follow his buddy to the end with very
little questions being asked.
Patches:
C-3PO[ii]
– extremely good hearted and intelligent, R2-D2’s best friend
(though "she??" sometimes hates to admit it), very competent and
capable, yet very needy from those in “her” circle.
Now, in some respects you could also
think of Jar Jar Binks[iii]
as a good match – fun, loving, loyal – but Patch is much too
intelligent and not really that clumsy (for a three legged dog)!
Gall:
Ok – open your mind and think
this one through before you disagree with us … R2-D2[iv].
Yeah, we know she is the super star athlete
and all, and you might think that she would be the model for the top
Jedi Knight … but think about it – she, as well as, R2 solve many,
many problems, are independent, generally prefer to stay in the
background until they are needed – but when they do step up …
problems are averted!
Really – this is THE best choice.
If you don’t believe us – watch umpteen
hours of Star Wars!
R2
is a bad butt to
the core!!!
Momma Roo:
She IS the master … who else
could she be but Master Yoda[v]?
She even has the ears …
Enough said!
Not up for discussion!
Annie:
Ahhh, Ms.
Ann.
This was the tough one with her
multiple personalities (at first) … but we’re all pretty much agreed
now that, she is young Anakin Skywalker[vi]
(they did call him Ani, by the way!).
She has the ability, has the knowledge,
but lacks the focus , patience, and respect (sometimes) for the
"force".
Time will only tell if she will turn to
the Dark Side.
Guess
that leaves mom-D and dad as Princess Leia and Han Solo (oh, by the
way, dad also likes to think of himself as Obi Wan Kenobi!
Or maybe even Mace Windu[vii]!) So – who is
your Star Wars character?
You know, Star Wars has a
lot on insight to the struggles that each of us go through on a
pretty regular basis and covers quite a few a life's basic concepts.
Think of Bubba next time you watch it –
and watch it for the “deep thoughts” – there’s some really good
stuff in there! Really - just do a google search - you might
find:
1. Don’t abandon your
friends 2. Dream big 3. Finish what you start 4. Don’t underestimate
your opponent 5. Children are not
condemned to repeat the sins of their parents 6. Pay your bills 7. It’s never too late for
redemption 8. Judge not by
appearances should you 9. It’s a small world (and
galaxy) 10. The galaxy is flat 11. Let the Wookie win 12. Quit while you’re ahead
One of my favorite Yoda Quotes: No! Try not. Do, or do not.
There is no try.
~ Yoda,
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back There's a dark side to each
and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the
most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us.
Thing is, this ain't no either or proposition. We're talking about
dialectics[ix],
the good and the bad merging into us. You can run but you can't
hide. My experience? Face the darkness, stare it down. Own it. As
brother Nietzsche said, being human is a complicated gig. Give that
old dark night of the soul a hug! Howl the eternal yes!
Stuart Stevens,
Northern Exposure
[i]
Chewbacca is a gentle and hairy
co-pilot.
A Wookiee became Han Solo’s
first mate and companion after Solo, when an Imperial
Captain, refused an order to kill him while Chewbacca was a
slave of the Empire. Solo was dismissed from the Imperial
Navy for disobedience and became a smuggler.
Chewbacca
owed a life debt to Han and would serve Han Solo for the
rest of his life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
et al
[ii]
C-3PO
or
Threepio, for short, is a protocol droid
designed to serve human beings, and boasts that he is fluent
in "over six million forms of communication".
He is generally seen with his
long-time counterpart, R2-D2.
Threepio's main function is to
assist etiquette, customs, and translation, so that meetings
of different cultures run smoothly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
et al
[iii]
Jar Jar Binks is a bumbling Gungan
from the planet Naboo.
Banished by his tribe for his
clumsiness, he is nearly killed by a federation transport,
only to be saved at the last minute by Jedi Knights who
persuade Jar Jar's tribe to release him to their custody as
a guide.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
et al
[iv]
R2-D2,
also called "R2",
is a resourceful
astromech droid
and is a major character in all six
Star Wars
films.
He
served Padme Amidala, Anakin Skywalker and Luke Skywalker in
turn, showing great bravery in rescuing his masters and
their friends from many perils.
A
skilled starship mechanic and fighter pilot's assistant, he
formed an unlikely but enduring friendship with the fussy
protocol droid
C-3PO.
R2 is one of only four characters to
appear in all six Star Wars
films.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
[v]
Yoda served as the Grand Master of the
Jedi Order for hundreds of years until the fall of the
Republic. In spite of his small stature (two feet two
inches), he was the most powerful Jedi Master in galactic
history.
When Order 66 was given, he
went into exile on the planet Degobah, where he would train
Luke Skywalker before becoming "one with the force."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
et al
[vi]
Anakin Skywalker is a nine-year-old
slave, raised on the planet Tatooine.
He is a gifted pilot and
engineer, and has the ability to "see things before they
happen".
He even creates his own
protocol droid, C-3PO.
Anakin was Obi-Wan Kenobi's
brilliant student and had a child named Luke, but was swayed
to the dark side by Emperor Palpatine.
Anakin battled Kenobi on the
site of a volcano and was badly wounded, but was then reborn
as Darth Vader.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
et al
[vii]
Mace Windu
was a male Korun Jedi Master of legendary status who was the
Master of the Order in the days leading up to the Battle of
Geonosis, after which he gave the title to Grand Master
Yoda.
Mace Windu served as one of
the last members of the Jedi High Council before the Great
Jedi Purge.
Serving
on the Council, Windu was often regarded as second only to
the Grand Master Yoda, though Windu was eight centuries
Yoda's junior.
Windu's
wisdom and power were considered legendary by many, as were
the weight of his words.
[ix]
The art or practice of arriving at the truth by the exchange
of logical arguments.
http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/dialectic
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