The Border Collie Chronicles Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs; (but, without question, the bestest friends!) or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop. |
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Posted July 14, 2016 |
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Just Happy As Hell By Merritt
Yes sir/Yes ma’am!
That’s ME!!
Love my new people, love my sisters,
love the place, love the tank, ADORE the Gator … oh yeah, Bubba’s
pretty cool too
; )
!
I am so glad that I picked dad (and mom)
out on the internet and gave them a chance.
They have really shined – yep,
they’ve exceeded my expectations!
My foster mom, Gigi, and the crew
back at the good ol’
All
Border Collie Rescue[i]
were all concerned that I would have to stay
outside too much … HECK, I just love it (I do have quite a bit of BC
in me, you know!!)!
The only place, on this place,
that I would rather be is somewhere close to my dad!
I mean … REALLY!!!
I generally only stay outside during the
daytime – that is when it’s not too awfully cold (dad even lets us
in at lunch when it’s really hot – and ALWAYS, when it's really hot, when he
gets home from work and watches Judge Judy!) … yeah, there are a few
times when dad and mom-D were out of town (but Hayley and Cody
stopped by EVERY day and checked on us and fed us …
and
visited with us – (they really
are good
kids!) – and I know that Ronny was looking every time he drove by
(heck, he might’ve come in once or twice just to visit! – but I’m
not telling!).
During the nighttime, and on most
weekend evenings – we usually stay in the living room (each of us
has a bed available (but, first come, first served on choice – don’tcha know) –
plus a big ol’ floor that we sprawl out on – then there’s dad’s
recliner that we alternate time in with him – EVEN Bubba! – and
watch movies and TV shows!
Plus, when dad has been
“celebrating” life a little more than he might should – and
especially when mom-D isn’t in town – I can sneak down the hall and
hop into the bed without too much problem – dad generally wakes up,
but I give him my “I
Love You[ii]”
face and he usually lets me stay for the night (my Sleep Number is
around 80)!
This tactic has worked so well
that Bubba has even employed it … but he lays beside the head of the
bed (on dad’s side of course!)
You can’t imagine all of the places that
there are to run and sniff here … and things to chase!
WOW – simply amazing!
I have discovered the blue
lizards – they are FUN to chase (but Gall – and Ronny (how does he
know) - have advised me not to eat them since they’ll give you a
tummy ache!)
The tank (and the race to it
with Bubba) – why isn’t there a tank EVERY where?
I’m still not real sure what
we’re hunting in the water, but I sure like getting wet!
I am almost always first one in
the water (and always the last one out!)!
And when we aren't in the trap
where we can go fishing in the tank, we have our own little private
pool! But, speaking of hunting … have you
ever seen so many bunnies co-existing with blue lizards?
I mean, really!
I haven’t caught a bunny yet –
Gall tells me that I am way overanxious … but I mean … really!
I see ‘em … I chase ‘em!
That’s the way it’s supposed to
work isn’t it?
I mean, what does Gall know about
Rabbit Chasin’ anyway[iii]!?!
Then we have the
“trap” that contains the tank!
What a wonderful place!
It seems that I see a new sight,
or get a new smell every time I go out there.
I am so proud that dad takes us
out there almost every night, and leaves the gate open on weekends …
it’s a veritable SMORGASBORD of things to do, see, smell, and chase!
And we also get to, occasionally,
run in the pasture – WOW … that’s an even better “collection
containing
a variety of sorts of things”[iv]!
And then we have the groceries and
treats around this place … mmmmmmmm!
Mom (and even dad sometimes) have
commented on my “praying to the food bucket” around 8:55 of an
evening (we generally get fed around 9 or 9:15, mas o menos – I
don’t like that Mas Guy!).
It’s not that I am all that
hungry … it’s just that the groceries are so danged DELICIOUS – the
food is “exclusive”[v]
– it says so right on the bag, I’ve seen the bag – the bag is Aggie
purple and it comes from the feed store!
Also, I get a chewy treat every
morning from mom-D – and every so often, in the afternoon or evening
– we get a BIG CRUNCHY ONE from dad!
There have been a few times that
I’ve gotten one when the other dogs weren’t around – dad says
something about “Dog of the Day!”, but I’m generally too busy eating
to pay much attention to what he is saying – sure is a nice surprise
though. Don’t even get
me started on STICKS … I absolutely love them!!!
Even mesquite sticks – heck, I
even like catclaw sticks!!
As we’re heading in from the tank
in the evenings, I generally pick up a stray stick to chew on!
At first dad was concerned that I
was missing out on some sort of nutrient … but, NOPE … I just really
like sticks!
I don’t really like to chase them
and have little desire in fetching them (especially, since when I do
dad just throws them again!)
NOPE – I just like to eat ‘em!
And we have LOTS of sticks on
this place! Then … there’s MY Gator. I am sooooo appreciative to PVF for talking dad into it (and letting me come to pick it up … sorry about the accident Nancy!)! Dad chauffeurs me around almost everywhere I want to go! I keep telling him that I can drive, but he wants to give me plenty of opportunity to look around and be sure and sniff stuff as we cruise around! I am the only buppy that has been down to Ronny’s – since I let dad drive me down to the dumpster every week to throw the trash away! We also cruise the “big” pasture occasionally. Yeah … I really like my Gator! Yeah … these
are just a few of the reasons why I am JUST HAPPY AS HELL!
And I hope you are too … what’re
your reasons?! Love, Merritt PS – Dad isn’t sure whether that reincarnation stuff happens or not, but if it does – he really wants to come back as one of his dogs! I don’t know about it either … but I hope that all of us reap what we sow!! Amen! Here are some thoughts for additional
consideration …
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative. Mordecai Siegal Don't Frederick Herzberg Penny Ward Moser Fred Jungclaus
[i]
This is a great bunch of folks.
If you’re not in the
market for a Buppie right now – maybe you ought to buy a
calendar, give a donation, or at LEAST do the Amazon Smile
(check out the link – toward the bottom – after you set it
up, ABCR gets a little “kick back” every time you buy
something from Amazon) thing.
[ii]
Dad couldn’t help plugging his most favorite song …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPFIujf8baY
[iii]
What’s that Bubba?
Oh … I am so sorry Gall!
http://bc-chronicles.com/Article%20Setting%20Goals.html
My
apologies.
Yes ma’am, I will take
that under serious advisement.
Thank You!
[iv]
This is also the definition of smorgasbord.
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