Some Hallow-weenie Quotes from the BC’s:

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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

Linus from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

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If you meet a man in a vampire costume, it’s ok to greet him with “Hi, sucker”.

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Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title.

Scooby-Doo

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I’m sorry to tell you but you are older than recommended ages indicated on the Sexy Witch costume package.

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From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!

Scottish Saying

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do!

Rita Rudner

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For Halloween I can dress up as the fat version of any Hollywood actress/actor I want.

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I’m not going let the fact that Halloween is on a Saturday stop me from showing up to work with a hangover on Monday.

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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes a lot of the fun out of Halloween.

Author Unknown

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I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day!