The Border Collie Chronicles Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs; (but, without question, the bestest friends!) or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop. |
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Posted November 24, 2017 |
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Dear Annie (part 3)
Responses to Reader’s Questions posed to Our Own Dear Sweet Annie (or we
might have searched out old Dear Abby’s![i])
Dear
Annie: My
husband and I have been married three years. I thought we
had a good marriage, although our sex life seemed to be going downhill. (He
was always too tired.) My mother, who lives four hundred
miles away, phoned to say that my father had suddenly become very ill,
so I went to be with her for a week. On returning home I
found a pair of earrings for pierced ears on the nightstand beside our
bed! I showed them to my husband and demanded an
explanation. He swore he’d never seen them before and had
no idea how they got there. What should I do? — My Sign Is
Leo
Dear
Annie: My
husband’s former wife, Velma, with whom we have remained on fairly good
terms, invited us to her home for a party. She is now
married to a very well-to-do man. Velma told me it was
going to be a costume party, so my husband and I dressed up like a
couple of rabbits. Imagine our surprise when the butler
opens the door and ushered us into a room filled with men in tuxedos and
women in stunning gowns! We felt like a couple of fools. Velma
laughed and said it was funny. I was very upset to have
been made the butt of her joke, so I got myself a glass of punch and
spilled it on her gown. Then I laughed and told her I
thought it was funny. However, she didn’t see anything
funny about it. My husband isn’t speaking to me, and he
thinks I owe Velma an apology. What should I do? — Wife
Dear
Annie: I
have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford
to spend a lot of money to do it. Have you any
suggestions? — M.J.B. in Oakland, Calif.
Dear
Annie: Are
birth control pills deductible? — Bertie
Dear
Annie: I
know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still
chasing women. Any suggestions? — Annie
Dear Annie: I’m
19 years old and not very experienced, but my mother told me to be
careful of men with mustaches. Is there any truth in this?
- Anita
Dear
Anita: Yes
… and also be careful of men without them.
Dear
Annie: I’ve
been married to a good-looking cross-country truck driver for ten years. I’m
not the suspicious type, but Friday night he came off the road with two
long scratches on his left hip. They were fairly deep
scratches, yet neither of his shorts nor his trousers were ripped. When
I asked him where he got the scratches, he said they were probably from
a feather in the bed. Now, Annie, I’d like to believe him,
but do they still have feather-bedding in modern motels? And
could anybody get scratched like that from a feather? - Not Dumb
Dear Annie: I
am a girl who will be 16 in two months, and my mother finally agreed to
let me go in cars alone with boys. Well, to make a long
story short, this real neat kid who is 18 asked to take me to a drive-in
movie last Friday night, and I was on Cloud Sixteen because I’ve loved
him for a long time. My mother said I had to be in by
twelve-thirty. Well, at exactly twelve-twenty-two we
pulled up in front of our house and we started to talk, and since it was
two-ten before we noticed what time it was. Boy, did we
ever say good-night fast. Annie, I swear to God all we did
was talk, but I guess my mother doesn’t believe me. Now
she’s grounded me for a whole month. Do you think this is
fair? How can I get my mother to give me another chance? -
Grounded
Dear Grounded: It
means in the house, not in front of it. I think the
penalty is a little stiff for the crime, but since you’re such a great
talker, maybe you can talk your mother down to two weeks.
Here are some that I REFUSED to answer:
Dear Annie: My
forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every
week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Annie: I
was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until
one night he came home sober.
Dear Annie: My
mother is mean and short tempered - I think she is going through mental
pause.
Dear Annie: You
told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him
to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex -
and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
[i] Pauline Friedman Phillips, better known by her pen name, Abigail Van Buren, died on January 16, 2013 at age 94. She was born 17 minutes after her identical twin sister, Esther Lederer, and published her first Dear Abby column in 1956, three months after Esther's debut as Ann Landers. |
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