The Border Collie Chronicles Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs; (but, without question, the bestest friends!) or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop. |
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Posted August 4, 2016 |
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Dear Annie … Annie receives quite
a bit of correspondence from folks seeking her advice.
It seems that her “direct” responses are
appreciated.
So here is a collection of responses to
reader’s questions posed to our own Dear Sweet Annie (… or we might
have searched out old
Dear Abby’s![i])
Dear Annie:
My
boyfriend is going to be 20 years old next month.
I'd like to give him
something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like? —
Carol
Dear Annie:
Our
son married a girl when he was in the service.
They were married in February
and she had an 8 1/2-pound baby girl in August.
She said the baby was
premature. Can an 8 1/2-pound
baby be this premature? —
Wanting to Know
Dear Annie:
Is
it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time?
— Jake
Dear Annie:
I've
been going with this girl for a year.
How can I get her to say yes? —
Don
Dear Annie:
I've
been going steady with this man for six years.
We see each other every
night. He says he loves me,
and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage.
Do you think he's going out
with me just for what he can get? —
Gertie
Dear Annie:
My
wife sleeps in the raw. Then
she showers, brushes her teeth and fixes our breakfast — still in
the buff. We're newlyweds and
there are just the two of us, so I suppose there's really nothing
wrong with it. What do you
think? — Ed
Dear Annie:
What's
the difference between a wife and a mistress? —
Bess
Dear Annie:
My husband lost his wallet.
It was mailed back and I
found it stuffed with snapshots of other women.
I confronted him with this
evidence and he said, as a true Southern gentleman, he refused to
muddy the names of the ladies in the pictures.
What can I do with this
Alabama Skunk?—Myra
Dear Annie:
About
four months ago, the house across the street was sold to a "father
and son" — or so we thought. We
later learned it was an older man about 50 and a young fellow about
24. This was a respectable
neighborhood before this "odd couple" moved in.
They have all sorts of
strange-looking company. Men
who look like women, women who look like men, blacks, whites,
Indians. Yesterday I even saw
two nuns go in there! ... Annie, these weirdos are wrecking our
property values! How can we
improve the quality of this once-respectable neighborhood? —
Up In Arms
Dear Annie:
I
joined the Navy to see the world. I've
seen it. Now, how do I get
out?
Dear Annie:
I
don’t want to appear conceited but I’m forced to admit that I am one
guy who has everything. Women
are always flocking around me and telling me how good-looking I am
and what a marvelous personality I have.
I’m beginning to find this
pretty annoying and extremely tiring.
I just want to live a normal quiet life.
How can I dissuade these
hopeful females? -
C.W.
Dear C.W.:
Keep
talking.
Here are some
that she REFUSED to answer:
Dear Annie:
Five years into our marriage, my
wife and I took a girlfriend, “Sonya.”
I fell madly in love with
her. Unfortunately, my
relationship with my wife cooled because she changed as a person.
We ended up divorcing.
Dear Annie:
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym
teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.
These two women go everywhere
together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment.
Do you think they could be
Lebanese?
Dear Annie:
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Foul Language and
Violence On My VCR?
[i] Pauline Friedman Phillips, better known by her pen name, Abigail Van Buren, died on January 16, 2013 at age 94. She was born 17 minutes after her identical twin sister, Esther Lederer, and published her first Dear Abby column in 1956, three months after Esther's debut as Ann Landers. |
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