The Border Collie Chronicles
Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs;
(but, without question, the bestest friends!)
or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop.
Posted December 24, 2015
Christmas 2015
It's been a tough year for us, folks ... we pondered all of the deep stuff that we could say and reminisce on at this time of year ... it just didn't fit (please read the 2013, 2012 or 2011 Christmas articles for our inspirational thoughts ... we still believe it - we just don't have anything new to say!)! So, for this article, we again turned to our next best avenue ... humor ... or at least attempts toward it! We'll throw some cartoons out, we don't think that we'll necessarily offend anyone too bad (and, for the few of you that got the palm tree ... we REALLY contemplated posting that one - we thought that one was FUNNY!), but some may not think it's appropriate, but we are hoping that some may share our view on the perversion on the marketability of the season and take some levity in "the" season that is thrust upon us.
Again, these cartoons are all in fun and aren't intended to offend in the least ... be sure and read through the message and quotes at the end ... hopefully, you'll catch our punch!
(dad and bubba - they'll pee anywhere! see #6 too!)
As we continued contemplating this concept a little more ... maybe Christmas is the ULTIMATE death and life sort of thing ... as we understand it, little Jesus was born into this world to live as a man, and then die, as a man ... in order to rise again and give ALL of us everlasting life! Pretty cool! And this IS his birthday!!!! That's why we are celebrating!!!!
With that thought ... we'd like to say ...
Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!!
Merry Christmas to all ...
And to all, a
Good Night!!!
Some (other) things To Think On ...
I try to be unusually
kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays,
because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
Q: Why is
Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all
the credit.
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest
person ever for Christmas. I
woke up in a box.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
In a small Southern
town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent
had gone into creating it. One
small feature bothered me. The
three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up
with a reason or explanation, I left.
At a "Quickie Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the
counter about the helmets. She
exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You Yankees never do read the
Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall
anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled
through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.
Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The
three wise man came from afar.'"
This holiday season, in
lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion.
Q: Why is Santa
so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Remember, Christmas isn't about how big
the tree is, or what's under it.
It's
about who's around it!!!
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