The Border Collie Chronicles Observations from (arguably) the World's Smartest Dogs; (but, without question, the bestest friends!) or, Life As We Understand It, as told from dad's shop. |
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Posted January 22, 2015 |
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BC's Third (in a series) of Q&A's
Yeah ... back, again, by popular demand (we know that you were wishing that we were out of them) ... here's more! Like before - some are deep (or not), some are silly, some are groaners, and the rest are just in there to take up enough space to call this a webpage! Hope you enjoy!
Q:
What do you call a Penguin in the desert?
Q:
What do you call a deer with no eyes? A:
No idear.
Q:
What do snowmen have for breakfast? A:
Snowflakes.
Q:
What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese? A:
Nacho cheese!
Q:
What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are
pink? A:
A pink carnation.
Q:
What’s worse than having a worm in your apple? A:
Taking a bite and finding a half of a worm in the apple!
Q:
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A:
Eliphino!
(Work on it
… I couldn’t figure it out, hell if I know!!)
Q:
What’s the difference between a love story reader and a
farmer? A:
One reads it and weeps, the other weeds it and reaps.
Q:
What goes up and down but never moves? A:
Stairs.
Q:
What building has the most stories? A:
The library.
Q:
What mostly don’t you hear in school? A:
The “H”.
Q:
What is a scarecrows favorite food? A:
Strawberries.
Q:
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and
a ghost? A:
Cockapoodleboo!
Q:
What are the strongest days of the week? A:
Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are weak days!
Q:
What TV show uses the most Toilet Paper? A:
Jeopardy!
Doo Doo
Doo Doo…
Q:
What does an envelope say when you lick it? A:
Nothing.
It just shuts
up.
Q:
What happened at a fight in the candy store? A:
Two suckers got licked!
Q:
What’s the kindest vegetable? A:
A sweet potato.
Q:
What happened when a faucet, egg, and a lettuce ran a race? A:
Well, the egg got beat, the lettuce was a head, and the
faucet was still running!
Q:
What do you get if you play a country music song backwards? A:
You get your wife, dog, truck, and job back.
Q:
What do you call it when someone puts a clock on his belt? A:
A waist of time!
Q:
What do you call a sleeping bull? A:
A bulldozer.
Q:
What kinds of keys can’t open a door? A:
A Turkey, Donkey, and a Monkey.
Q:
What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A:
A nervous wreck.
Q:
What kind of animal cleans the sea? A:
A mermaid!
Q:
What has wheels and flies? A:
A garbage truck.
Q:
What did Cinderella say while she was waiting for her photos? A:
Someday my prince will come.
Q:
What did the Teddy Bear say when he was offered desert? A:
No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Q:
What made the laundry turn green? A:
It got seasick from going round and round!
Q:
What are good names for identical twin boys? A:
Pete and Repeat.
Q:
What about identical Hispanic Boys? A:
Jose and JoseB.
–or- A:
Juan and Two!
As before:
You know that it is all still "MORE" better than good! Again, we hope that at least one of these brought a smile to your face ... that's what we were hoping for!! If you laughed out loud (or maybe groaned out loud) - those are BONUS points!!!
Still looking for Guest Articles! Go ahead and send them in!
Just smile at someone, pat a dog, hug your spouse, help a neighbor, help a stranger, get involved in
something worthwhile, you need to share a laugh with a friend!!!
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